Emily Beecham
Nude

They say gingers have no souls. Luckily, blondes, brunettes and baldies alike do, so we’re happy to report we’d sell our souls for a chance to spend the night with the lovely lady from Lancashire, England, Emily Beecham. Emily graduated from the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts, then immediately hit the small screens in Afterlife, The Innocence Project and Party Animals, and the big screen in 28 Weeks Later (2007) and The Calling (2009). While far from her best known work, our heart rate was hitting all time highs watching her get pounded in Pulse (2010). Losing her signature red locks, a blonde Emily takes it in missionary position before getting up and giving us a look at her butt while waling away. Emily kept plugging away, showing up in a bunch of episodes of British television until she finally started to hit her stride with some roles in huge movies. How huge? Well, she joined George Clooney, Scarlett Johansson, Ralph Fiennes and Tilda Swinton in Hail Caesar! (2016) and Berlin, I Love You (2019) alongside Helen Mirren, Keira Knightley and Mickey Rourke, to say nothing of her BAFTA nominations for Daphne (2017) and her Cannes nominations for Little Joe (2019). On the small screen, Emily played the carrot top who will beat you up known as “The Widow” in Into the Badlands. While she never dipped into the land of skinema, we had all sorts of bad thoughts seeing her bounce and pounce on a bunch of kinda happy about it, hapless fighters, as well as a scene where she gets stitched up in her black bra. Emily may become very famous very quickly, however, since she’s set to play Anita (as in Anita…daarling) in Disney’s live action villain biopic, Cruella (2021). Disney flicks are great, but what we really need-a is another nude scene. If life’s a beach, we hope it’s a nude one when it comes to Emily Beecham.